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YourFather
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Would rather Superbowl than World Cup Final.
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Would rather in a sarcastic tone than like a 2-year old.
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Would rather 10 $100 bills ($1,000) than 40 quarters ($10).
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Commented on Glory or Longevity.
More BITCHESSSSS
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Would rather be a starting NFL quarterback in the league for 4 years than be a starting NFL kicker in the league for 15 years.
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Commented on East Coast - West Coast.
Beverly Hills has dumb blondes while New York has classy women. Also, Penthouses are nice as fuck! Mansions are meh. Oh and lastly, NY > CAL
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Would rather Penthouse in Manhattan than Mansion in Beverly Hills.
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Would rather have a penis shaped scar on your forehead than have your entire mid section and torso be terribly scarred and deformed.
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Would rather spend a year with the Pope than spend a year with the Dalai Lama.
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Would rather have the ability to make any rage face of your choice than be Nyan Cat.
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Would rather never drink carbonated beverages than only drink carbonated beverages.
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Would rather be able to fun as fast as the Flash than leap tall buildings in a single bound (like Superman).
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Would rather be extremely paranoid than be extremely naive.
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Would rather eat a rancid mixture of rotten egg and old fish than bathe naked in vomit.
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Would rather live to be 50 and be well-known for world changing accomplishments than live to be 120 and accomplish nothing notable.
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Would rather be near deaf than hear everything two minutes later.
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Would rather have a conversation with Yoda for 10 minutes than punch Jar Jar Binks for an hour.
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Would rather freeze to death in the arctic than burn to death in the desert.
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Would rather swear in every sentence forever than constantly have your hand down your trousers.
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Would rather watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life than join in once to make it stop.