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cantdance
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Commented on Did You Just See That?.
that's a space peanut.
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Would rather Marry a polygamist than Marry an active porn star.
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Would rather Stay inside and watch excellent TV than Lie in the grass and read a book.
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Would rather Be grounded than Be stoned to death.
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Would rather Have long curly hair than Have short straight hair.
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Would rather Fly like Superman than Travel like Spiderman.
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Would rather Watch porno with your parents than Watch a porno starring your parents.
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Would rather Give a handjob to a rhinocerous than Give a handjob to a gerbil.
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Would rather Talk a little bit too softly than Talk a little bit too loudly.
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Would rather Witness a meteor hitting Earth than Watch a volcano erupt.
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Would rather Be female than Be male.
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Would rather Be famous for inventing the Whoopie Cushion than Be famous for inventing snap bracelets.
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Would rather Change your religion than Change your political party.
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Would rather Never again play a game on your computer than Never again play a console or portable device game.
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Would rather Always have a black eye than Always look 8 months pregnant.
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Would rather Live twice as long than Win the lottery.
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Would rather Be Matt Damon than Be Ben Affleck.
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Would rather Eat Pringles than Eat Lay's Potato Chips.
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Would rather Live in complete isolation in the mountains for a year than Be in jail for a year.
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Would rather Be Velma from the Scooby Doo mystery gang than Be Wilma Flintstone.