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TheSefferson
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Would rather be decapitated by a guillotine than be hung by a noose.
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Would rather Catch your partner cheating than Get caught cheating.
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Would rather Have someone poo on your head than Have someone pee into your mouth.
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Would rather Drink a bottle of maple syrup than Eat a container of butter.
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Would rather Wear a ski suit all the time than Go everywhere barefoot.
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Would rather Have the chorus of Thriller play when you burp than Have the beginning of Circle of Life play when you farted.
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Would rather Take a picture than Have your picture taken.
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Would rather snort a tablespoon of cinnamon than eat 25 toenails.
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Would rather live a life knowing there is no God, and die to find out there is one than live a life knowing there is a God, and die to find out there isn't one.
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Would rather Have your way with Angelina Jolie for one day than Have your way with Jessica Alba for one day.
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Would rather Have a Pinocchio nose than Have Dumbo ears.
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Would rather Be the head chef in the White House than Be the head chef on a luxury cruise liner.
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Would rather Hang out with Pooh Bear than Hang out with Baloo from the Jungle Book.
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Would rather Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye than Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.
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Would rather Sound like Kermit than Look like Miss Piggy.
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Would rather Have to kill the animal for any meat you eat than Never eat meat again.
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Would rather Get Shot than Get Stabbed.
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Would rather be Luke Skywalker than be Gandolf.
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Would rather Kill Voldemort than Kill Harry Potter.
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Would rather Be loved than Be feared.