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Brad
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Would rather Never learn anything new than Never have sex again.
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Would rather Always have the sensation to sneeze and never do than Sneeze every three minutes.
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Would rather Use only a 16 inch CRT monitor than Use only Windows ME for the rest of your life.
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Would rather enact Net Neutrality as a law than enact the "Stop Online Piracy Act" as a law.
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Would rather Watch Batman (1989) than Watch The Dark Knight (2008).
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Would rather Eat all your meals where the food is freezing cold than Eat all your meals with 5 tablespoons of salt poured on it.
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Would rather Be covered in fur than Be covered in feathers.
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Would rather never feel anything cold than always take cold Showers.
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Would rather Have short straight hair than Have long curly hair.
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Would rather Be deaf and have no legs than Be blind and have no arms.
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Would rather Give up your birthday than Give up Christmas.
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Would rather Eat Chapstick than Eat a quarter.
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Would rather Have a slight lisp than Have a slight cockeye.
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Would rather eat soup for every meal with only your face than stab your tongue with a fork every time you ate.
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Would rather death by firing squad than death by hanging.
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Would rather Win the lottery than Live twice as long.
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Would rather Own a PS3 than Own an Xbox 360.
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Would rather Eat a tablespoon of salt than Eat a tablespoon of cinnamon.
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Would rather Stay inside and watch excellent TV than Lie in the grass and read a book.
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Would rather Have the ability to rewind to a previous time in your life than Have the ability to fast forward to a future time in your life.