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Yuffles
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Would rather Have 4 meters long arms than Be constantly followed by 32 ducks for the rest of your life.
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Would rather be a man with a vagina than be a woman with a penis.
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Would rather Attend Hogwarts than Attend Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
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Would rather Regurgitate food to feed them than Lick your children to bathe them.
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Would rather be stuck in a aquarium with a great white shark than be stuck in a room where the floor is covered in a layer of spiders.
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Would rather Live in New York (USA) than Live in São Paulo (Brazil).
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Would rather not watch TV at all than be forced to watch TV all the time.
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Would rather Own a horse in the city than Own a cat in the country.
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Would rather Give a handjob to a gerbil than Give a handjob to a rhinocerous.
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Would rather Own a personal helicopter than Have an incredibly nice car.
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Would rather Be forced to eat a tub full of poo in one week than have a small bird poo in your mouth every morning for life.
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Would rather Have a bad case of Tourette's than Have extreme narcolepsy.
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Would rather Never be recognized for accomplishing something wonderful than Have your name known forever for doing something terrible.
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Would rather Toilet paper a house than Egg a house.
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Would rather cut off each individual toe with a knife than pull out each tooth with pliers (including molars).
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Would rather vomit rainbows than poop rainbows.
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Would rather Only be able to get an erection < 10% of the time than Have a micro-penis.
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Would rather Dress only in styles famous 15 years ago than Dress only the way you did when you were 15.
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Would rather Experience Ferris Bueller's Day Off as Ferris than Experience Sixteen Candles as Samantha Baker.
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Would rather Discover the Loch Ness Monster than Discover Sasquatch .