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toddflanders33
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Would rather Wear a bikini in the Antarctic than Wear a woolen bodysuit in the Sahara.
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Commented on Watch your mouth!.
who the fuck fucking thinks it would be hard to say fuck twice a sentence? for fucks sake, i just fucking did it
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Would rather Have to drop two f-bombs in every sentence than Have to end every sentence with a racial epithet.
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Would rather Only read textbooks than Only read romance novels.
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Would rather Be painted by Van Gogh than Be painted by Da Vinci.
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Would rather Stab yourself in the stomach with a 5 inch blade than Cut off the tips of all your own fingers.
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Would rather lose 250 dollars in the stock market than lick peanut butter off of a hobo's foot.
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Would rather Have your parents walk in on you having sex than Walk in on your parents having sex.
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Would rather Only eat meat than Only eat fish.
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Would rather drink every drink mixed with Four Loco than eat every meal mixed with Carbonara sauce.
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Would rather Give birth than Be hit by a lacrosse ball that bursts 1 of your balls.
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Would rather have sex with Ryan Gosling than have sex with Taylor Lautner.
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Would rather Bang 3 midgets simultaneously than Bang an 800 pound partner.
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Would rather Eat a live gerbil than Remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn.
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Would rather Hang out with Baloo from the Jungle Book than Hang out with Pooh Bear.
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Commented on Wake Up Call.
if you could function properly on 4 hours of sleep... fuck yeah
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Would rather get 4 hours of sleep per night than get 15 hours of sleep per night.
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Would rather Be a contestant on Jeopardy than Be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune.
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Would rather live long enough to see yourself become the villain than die a hero.
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Would rather read the book than see the film.