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absentbird
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Commented on Working With Mike Rowe.
The guy from Dirty Jobs made it sound pretty fun: http://www.ted.com/talks/mike_rowe_celebrates_dirty_jobs.html
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Commented on Loss of Emotion.
What good does anger do anyone? Sadness is what makes us human.
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Would rather Drink hard liquor than Drink beer.
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Would rather Castrate a lamb using only your teeth than Wrestle a territorial 8 foot alligator by diving on its back.
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Would rather Absolutely reek of armpits for the rest of your life than Lose your sense of smell completely.
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Would rather Jump off a two story roof than Take a sandwich tackle from 3 rugby players.
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Would rather Teach history than Teach math.
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Would rather Only be able to smoke weed for the rest of your life than Only be able to drink alcohol for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Never be able to complain than Never be able to compliment.
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Would rather Always be late than Always be unprepared.
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Would rather Give up buttons and zippers than Give up velcro and knots.
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Would rather Be on GUTS than Be on Legends of the Hidden Temple.
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Would rather Have the voice of Morgan Freeman and dress terribly than Have the voice of PeeWee Herman and dress perfectly.
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Would rather Marry at age ten than Never marry at all.
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Would rather Have no family than Have no friends.
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Would rather Live in the Star Trek universe than Live in the Star Wars universe.
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Would rather Go for 40 days in the desert without food than Have holes put through both hands and both feet via nails and a hammer.
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Would rather Go toe to toe with Michael Myers than Try to take down Freddie Kruger.
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Would rather Be a professional beanbag gun testee than Be a professional Taser testee.
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Would rather Be a firefighter than Be a police officer.