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Velatus
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Would rather hunt people than be hunted by people.
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Would rather Never have sex again than Never learn anything new.
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Would rather Always have messy, unkept hair than Always have stains on your clothes.
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Would rather Only be able to whisper than Only be able to shout.
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Would rather Use a mouse and keyboard on all your devices than Use a touchscreen on all your devices.
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Would rather Control the emotions of those around you than Control the weather.
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Would rather be asleep during the surgery, but wake up in pain than feel no pain, but be awake to see everything happens.
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Would rather Never loved at all than Have loved and lost.
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Would rather Die a painless death that everyone hates you for than Die a painful death that goes down in history.
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Would rather shoot 10 people to death than kill 5 people with a knife.
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Would rather Wear an eyepatch than Have a peg leg.
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Would rather Rain for the rest of your life than Snow for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Be electrocuted every time you swear than Have all profanities censored out on your television.
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Would rather Kill 2 puppies than Be sick for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Go down in the history books than Be famous in this lifetime.
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Would rather Not drive a car for the rest of your life than Not wear shoes for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Implode than Explode.
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Commented on Elaborate Zombie Defense.
Flamethrower + Transport = WIN!
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Would rather fight the zombies alongside a dragon (you are using a crossbow) than fight the zombies alongside four gorillas (you are using an assault rifle).
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Would rather be resistant to cold and impossible to freeze to death than be resistant to heat and impossible to burn to death.