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xeo
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Commented on Van Helsing's Challenge.
I can wear a cape. I can have sexy hair. I could have killer teeth. I think the only thing I wouldn't like is the (I think this is an unstated, official rule) limited diet.
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Would rather Be a Vampire than Be a Werewolf.
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Would rather play linebacker than play quarterback.
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Would rather have to hold your pee all day than have to go pee every 5 minutes.
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Would rather Be painted by Da Vinci than Be painted by Van Gogh.
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Commented on Thug Life or Mob Scene.
I'm the new mafia, betch.
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Favorited Thug Life or Mob Scene.
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Would rather Be a notorious mobster than Be a famous rapper.
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Would rather Have Robin from Batman as a sidekick than Have Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars as a sidekick.
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Would rather Never be able remember anyone's birthday or anniversary than Forget every historical date from the past and why it was important.
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Would rather Lose a leg and one hand than Lose an arm and one foot.
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Would rather live in the world overrun by Zombies than live in the world of My Little Pony.
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Would rather Be forced to public speak than Be dangled over the edge of a cliff .
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Would rather punch a toddler and be seen by thousands of people than be punched in the face with brass knuckles by Mike Tyson.
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Would rather Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life than Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich.
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Would rather Not be able to stand than Not be able to sit.
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Would rather be addicted to steroids than be incredibly frail.
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Would rather Drown than Burn to death.
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Would rather Hook up with a beautiful person as 20 of your friends and family watch than Hook up with an ugly person in the privacy of your own room.
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Would rather Travel the world confined to a wheelchair than Spend your whole life in the same 200 miles radius.
