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Tanner Robinson
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Would rather Only wear revealing hot pink clothes than Always have to wear socks and sandals.
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Would rather Live in ancient Greece than Live in ancient Egypt.
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Would rather Have your face on the $100 bill than Have your face on the $1 bill.
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Would rather Have a fat and ugly spouse that enjoys frequent sex than Have a gorgeous spouse that was chaste.
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Would rather Have to pour cold milk over everything you eat than Have to eat tree bark for one meal a day.
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Would rather Vacation in Tokyo than Vacation in New York City.
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Would rather have penises for arms than be blind.
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Would rather Not be able to touch anything red than Never be able to wear shoes.
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Would rather Be a womenly man than Be a manly woman.
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Would rather have a house made of sprawling underground rooms and tunnels than have a small flying house.
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Would rather Have seventeen testicles than Have one testicle the size of a coconut.
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Would rather Never be able to compliment than Never be able to complain.
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Would rather Fight in the Civil War than Fight in the Revolutionary War.
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Would rather Be a character on Heroes than Be a character on LOST.
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Would rather feel like you're about to fall all the time than feel like you have to sneeze all the time.
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Would rather Constantly have 10 pound weights on each of your feet than Constantly have a 40 pound weight on your shoulders.
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Would rather Live in a giant peach than Live in a giant shoe.
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Would rather Live in a mansion in the country than Live in a penthouse in the city.
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Would rather be Freddie Mercury than be Eddie Vedder.
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Would rather be Luke Skywalker than be Gandolf.