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Commented on Afterlife.

At least I would still be human. And it would also be interesting to see what life is like for the opposite sex.

Commented on Eaten alive.

What's the difference?

Commented on Sweating Jam or Dustpan-hands.

I would just cut the dustpans into the shape of hands.

Commented on We Are Not Amused.

"Hey, You!"

Commented on Family Porn.

What are you talking about? Parents don't have sex! *fingers in ears. lalala* parents don't have sex.

Commented on Mind the Gap.

Christmas in July!

Commented on Zombie or Witch Trial.

I would like to die with my mind intact, thank you very much. And when I die, I'd like to stay dead and not go around killing other people. To each their own.

Commented on Blind or Dumb.

I'm assuming that dumb means unable to speak...

Commented on Hand(foot)icapped.

Not like anybody on this site uses their legs much anyway.

Commented on Read or Write.

Reading makes you more intelligent, and open minded. It helps you better understand the nuances of the language that you are reading in. Even if I couldn't write, I could always have someone write down my thoughts for me.

Commented on Dairy or Cinnamon .

I'm deadly allergic to milk, so I think it's rather obvious why I chose the way I did....