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Austan!
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Would rather Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye than Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.
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Would rather always take cold Showers than never feel anything cold.
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Would rather amputate the feet of two friends than amputate one of your own feet.
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Would rather always have mud in your shoes than always have a pebble in your shoe.
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Would rather Be a content failure than Be an unhappy success.
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Would rather Work 10 hours a day four days a week than Work 8 hours a day five days a week.
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Would rather pay in nothing but hundreds than pay in nothing but singles.
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Would rather Not drive a car for the rest of your life than Not wear shoes for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Walk around the mall naked than Walk around school or workplace naked.
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Would rather be extremely attractive, but have a hand that smells perpetually like poop than be extremely unattractive.
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Would rather Live until you're 50 but have supermodel looks than Live until you're 80 but be morbidly obese.
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Would rather eat only buffalo wings for the rest of your life than drink only buffalo sauce for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Be a Gangsta than Be a Hippie.
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Would rather Be a professional snowboarder than Be a professional skier.
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Would rather smash a computer with a baseball bat than smash a guitar on the floor.
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Would rather Die in a nuclear war than Die in a zombie apocalypse.
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Would rather Be a Montague than Be a Capulet.
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Would rather Not be able to smell than Not be able to taste.
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Would rather be a ginger than be albino.
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Would rather lick a public bathroom stall handle than lick a public bathroom floor.