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Would rather Only have a 1st grade education than Live in a world where everyone else only has a 1st grade education.
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Would rather Paint your nails than Wear high heels.
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Would rather Have no teeth than Have no tongue.
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Would rather eat pancakes than eat waffles.
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Would rather Be a Hippie than Be a Gangsta.
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Would rather Be famous for inventing the Whoopie Cushion than Be famous for inventing snap bracelets.
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Would rather Stab yourself in the stomach with a 5 inch blade than Cut off the tips of all your own fingers.
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Would rather Live in a treehouse than Live in a floating boathouse.
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Would rather Eat a tablespoon of salt than Eat a tablespoon of cinnamon.
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Would rather Get $1 a day for 200 days than Get $100 today.
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Would rather Be adopted than adopt a child right now.
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Would rather Be covered in fur than Be covered in feathers.
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Would rather Sound like Kermit than Look like Miss Piggy.
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Would rather Be close with only one person, and only see them on Sundays than Know many people and see them every day, but not be particularly close with any.
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Would rather see the film than read the book.
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Would rather have everyone look away in disgust than have everybody stare awkwardly.
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Would rather Be a superb writer than Be an excellent singer.
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Would rather Have your house blown down by the big bad wolf than Have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon.
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Would rather Have the voice of Morgan Freeman and dress terribly than Have the voice of PeeWee Herman and dress perfectly.
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Would rather Never watch any video on a computer again than Never play computer games again.
