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ekobor
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Would rather get 4 hours of sleep per night than get 15 hours of sleep per night.
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Would rather read the book than see the film.
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Would rather Fight a bear with shark arms than Fight a shark with bear arms.
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Would rather stay in the room for an entire week, without food or water than give your friend a blowjob and escape.
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Would rather Take the Gallon Challenge than Take the Cinnamon Challenge.
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Would rather Be a Werewolf than Be a Vampire.
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Would rather Have a micro-penis than Only be able to get an erection < 10% of the time.
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Would rather Live in the time of the Ancient Romans/Greeks than Live in the Dark Ages.
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Would rather Eat fruit than Eat vegetables.
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Would rather Shrink to 1 inch than Grow to 3 stories.
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Would rather embrace death than become a vegetable.
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Would rather Lose both your legs than Lose both your arms.
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Would rather Go swimming with sharks than Go swimming with alligators.
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Would rather Intervene and save a life but take an equally horrific beating than Call the police but they don't get there in time.
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Would rather Walk in on your parents having sex than Have your parents walk in on you having sex.
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Would rather Never speak at all (not even in sign language) than Always speak all your thoughts out loud.
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Would rather Find $5 than Have your local WNBA team win the championship.
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Would rather Only date chain smokers than Only date people with severe OCD.
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Would rather Meet Chuck Norris than Meet the Old Spice Man.
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Would rather Implode than Explode.