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Commented on Damon or Affleck?.
$^&$ you.
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Commented on Deep Space & Deep Sea.
zero gravity......boom
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Commented on Losing Hygiene.
at least my teeth would be clean. who gives a rats ass if you smell like a rats ass?
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Commented on A Stone Age Mystery.
Discover vampires and ghosts? "Count" me in.
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Commented on Tough Fight.
At least Jet Li would have the dignity to bow after he beat my ass to a pulp.
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Commented on Coke or Pepsi.
Pepsi is obviously the shit. Coke just makes you shit. But where would Pepsi be without Mountain Dew?
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Commented on Cheating Partner.
Dude, if anything that just ups my chances it having a threesome.
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Commented on If you could be a pet....
Cats may be big pussies, and total bitches sometimes. But seriously, how cool would it be to just climb all over shit and not give a fuck because you're a cat?
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Commented on Michael or Mercury?.
Agreed. I can already sing like a dead guy, so why not learn how to dance like one?
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Would rather Drink hard liquor than Drink beer.
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Would rather Live without your cell phone than Live without your iPod.
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Would rather Live an average life and be forgotten in time than Go down in history for something terrible.
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Would rather Get butt implants than Get breast implants.
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Would rather Stop showering than Stop brushing your teeth..
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Would rather Save J.F.K than Save Abraham Lincoln .
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Would rather Hook up with an ugly person in the privacy of your own room than Hook up with a beautiful person as 20 of your friends and family watch.
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Would rather Be a contestant on Jeopardy than Be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune.
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Would rather Die from hypothermia (cold) than Die from hyperthermia (heat).
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Would rather Drive 200 miles after being awake for 72 hours straight than Drive 200 miles well over the legal drunken limit.
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Would rather Be able to only type in 1337 speak than Be able to only speak in lolspeak.