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Gcoiteux
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Commented on Losing Hygiene.
My feet are already stinky, and I like my short nails as they are.
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Commented on Kickoff or KO.
Same as mat.
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Commented on Body Parts.
I'm already 60% deaf, the other 40% won't matter too much. Plus, they might have prosthetic ears; hearing aids, anyone?
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Would rather Take a suppository of vitamins daily than Take a syringe of vitamins daily.
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Would rather Have no ears than Have no fingers.
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Would rather Return a punt in an NFL game than Spend 90 seconds in the ring with Mike Tyson in his prime.
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Would rather Vacation in Tokyo than Vacation in New York City.
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Would rather End every sentence with "...in bed" than Begin every sentence with "I'mma let you finish".
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Would rather Have stinky feet than Have long finger nails.
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Would rather Work for Google and know all their secrets than Work for Apple and know all of their secrets.
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Would rather Lose your sense of smell completely than Absolutely reek of armpits for the rest of your life.
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Would rather Have to sleep 3 hours everyday than Have to sleep 15 hours everyday.