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Cait
A female from somewhere on the planet / Member since October 6, 2009No bio available. Cait is a mystery!
Recent Activity
Recent Comments
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"I'm more worried about my stomach getting fucked up. At least syrup is only easily digestible carbs."
- on I Can't Believe It's Not... -
"No eyebrows are paintable."
- on Raise Your Eyebrow(s) -
"Not much of a change, since I'm borderline albino anyways."
- on You're Missing Something... -
"Just don't swear."
- on You *****!
Cait would rather...
- ...inform a room of first grade students that their favorite pets have died tragically than explain to a room of first grade students how sex works in graphic detail (See the question)
- ...have your lair be underwater than have your lair be in the side of a cliff (See the question)
- ...be godzilla than be king kong (See the question)
- ...be Lindsay Lohan than be Miley Cyrus (See the question)
- ...drink a bottle of maple syrup than eat a container of butter (See the question)
- ...be a triplet than have triplets (See the question)
- ...have no eyebrows than have a unibrow (See the question)
- ...have to skip instead of walk or run at all times than sprint everywhere you'd normally walk, jog or run to (See the question)
- ...be Albino than be bald everywhere (See the question)
- ...fight a bear with shark arms than fight a shark with bear arms (See the question)




